If You Suddenly Got a Lifetime Supply of the Last Thing You Purchased, What Would You Now Have an Endless Amount of?
Ever find yourself staring at the fridge, thinking, “If I could just keep buying this one thing forever, life would be great,” and then realizing you’re not a superhero? Well, imagine if you suddenly did! In today’s mind‑bending, pantry‑popping Q&A, we’re exploring the wildest “lifetime supply” scenarios straight from Reddit’s endless imagination.
The Brain‑Tickle of a Lifetime Supply
The premise is simple: the last purchase you ever made suddenly becomes an eternal treasure trove. Think of the possibilities—unending snack time, perpetual seasoning, or perhaps a never‑ending collection of plastic starships. The comments below capture a few of the most hilariously practical (or not-so-practical) choices people made.
The Comments (Re‑imagined)
1. Mexican Coke & Quesadillas
“Mexican cokes and quesadillas”
Picture a life where you’re forever sipping that fizzy, amber‑tinted soda and munching on those cheesy, crisp tortilla wonders. You could host endless Taco Tuesdays, or, if you’re feeling daring, start a Coke‑Coke subscription service for your neighbors. The only downside? Your fridge will look like a snack store.
2. Poultry Seasoning—Your New Best Friend
“The last thing I purchased was poultry seasoning. It was one relatively small bottle. That IS a lifetime supply, probably.”
Now, imagine a pantry stocked with that tiny bottle of aromatic wonder. You’ll never run out of seasoning to make chicken taste like a five‑star meal. You could become the go-to chef in your circle, or, on a darker note, start a clandestine poultry seasoning club where members trade secret recipes.
3. Poultry Seasoning Rules (The “Transformation” Edition)
“Yo poultry seasoning rules. Idk what is in that but it seriously transforms chicken.”
If you’ve ever wondered what makes a simple chicken dish feel like a Michelin‑star dinner, the answer is poultry seasoning. The magic lies in its blend—sage, thyme, rosemary, and that mysterious MSG. Suddenly, your chicken isn’t just chicken; it’s an experience, a rite of passage, a culinary revolution. You could even start a vlog titled “Chicken with Unlimited Seasoning” and become the next food influencer.
4. Ingredient Breakdown: The Secret Sauce
“Sage, thyme, rosemary, and MSG.”
Break it down: sage gives you that earthy, slightly peppery kick; thyme offers a subtle lemony brightness; rosemary brings in the piney, resinous note; MSG? That’s the umami booster that turns bland into bold. With these five ingredients, you could season anything—pizza, pizza, or even the pizza you’re about to season. The possibilities are endless, and so are the laughs.
5. Lego USS Enterprise: The Next Big Thing?
“Cool, guess I'm reselling lots of Lego USS Enterprise sets or doing my best to mod them into other ships. (Nebula class comes to mind.)”
If a lifetime supply of poultry seasoning isn’t enough, let’s pivot to the Lego universe. Imagine having every single USS Enterprise set at your disposal. You could build, mod, and sell them—turning your basement into a bustling, miniature spaceship factory. Or you could create a Nebula‑class ship out of LEGO and call it the “Galactic Spice Trader” because, hey, it’s got seasoning in it.
TL;DR
You could either keep the chicken forever seasoned or become the ultimate Lego spaceship modder. Pick your poison, but remember: with great seasoning comes great responsibility—and possibly a very full fridge.