What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true?

Ever met someone who can just walk into a mosquito swarm and make the insects scatter faster than a kid at a clown show? Meet the self‑declared “Mosquito Whisperer” who swears his super‑power isn’t a myth but a fact. According to him, a simple stroll through a swarm gives him and anyone within a 2‑foot radius a full‑body mosquito shield. His wife claims she’s literally riding the “mosquito wave” with him—no bug spray needed.

But that’s just the tip of the bug‑free iceberg. He’s also claimed to have survived the Black Death, to have a wife who battled dysentery in New York, and to have some… interesting lab background. Sounds like a plot twist in a horror‑comedy, right? Let’s dive into the comments that follow this apparently too‑good‑to‑be‑true tale.

• Mosquitoes are afraid of me. I can walk directly into a swarm and they’ll split and fly away. This provides mosquito protection to me and anyone in about 2 feet to any direction. My wife enjoys this super power

• You need to be studied in a lab. Seriously.

• I’ve had the Black Death. (I got better)

• My wife got dysentery. This would not be that big a deal in many third world countries tbh. But she got it in New York. From her own lab. Where she genetically manipulated shigella (the bacteria that causes dysentery).

  As an added fun fact, they used her poop to gain more shigella and use those to experiment with now.

• Poop‑pioneer. I respect.

TL;DR – Mosquito‑free, Black Death‑survivor, dysentery‑ex‑wife, lab‑mutated shigella, poop‑powered experiments. All true. Keep walking; the bugs are on the run.