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Coworker Obsession: When Office Chemistry Turns Into a Full‑Time Daydream

· 3 min read

Ever feel like the office has turned into a rom‑com set and you’re the guy who keeps tripping over his own feelings? Meet our protagonist—let's call him Mysterious—who’s been chasing a coworker’s heart (and her behind) for years. What started as harmless flirting has escalated into a daily mental marathon, complete with impromptu sleep‑overs that ended in regret instead of romance.

The Office Love‑Story (Spoiler: It’s Not a Love‑Story)​

Mysterious spends his days day‑dreaming about the girl who can make even the most boring spreadsheet feel like a passion‑filled plot twist. He’s convinced that one night at her apartment will finally break the barrier between “friend” and “something more”. Spoiler alert: it didn’t.

  • Flirting Level: 10/10
  • Chemistry Level: 12/10 (because we’re in a fantasy world)
  • Real‑World Outcome: He wakes up with a headache and a vague sense that he should have called the police.

The night in question was meant to be a turning point, a climax in a story that Mysterious had been writing in his head for years. Instead, it became a plot hole that left him questioning his life choices.

The Great Misstep​

  • Invitation to the Apartment: “Just a chill night,” she said.
  • The Reality Check: He ended up sleeping in her living room and realizing that “friend” might be a stronger label than “something more.”
  • Regret Level: 100%—the kind of regret that makes you wish you had a time‑machine app.

Now he’s stuck with the haunting image of her “big, fat ass bouncing on his lap” and the dream of “her huge tits in his face as he fucks her.” It’s the kind of mental movie that plays on repeat and refuses to end.

Reality Check 2.0​

To add insult to injury, the coworker’s boyfriend is now a topic of conversation at the water cooler. Every time she mentions her new beau, Mysterious imagines it as a personal invitation: “Hey, why isn’t it me?” He’s now living in a dream‑state where he’s the hero in a fantasy romance, while reality serves him a cold cup of coffee and a boyfriend.

The Ultimate Question: What Do I Do?​

  • Option A: Keep day‑dreaming and hope she falls for the imaginary version of him.
  • Option B: Face reality, find a new office crush, or maybe even start a new hobby (like pottery).
  • Option C: Write a breakup letter to the coworker’s boyfriend—just in case she’s still single.

Mysterious hasn’t decided yet. He’s currently stuck in a loop of “what if” scenarios that could be a great Netflix series if only he would get off the couch.

TL;DR​

Mysterious has been fantasizing about his coworker for years, tried to make a move during a sleep‑over, realized it’s not meant to be, and now imagines her in his head while she talks about her boyfriend. The only advice? Stop living in a rom‑com script and start writing a real life story—maybe with fewer dramatic back‑flips and more coffee breaks.