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Most cars will never be upside down

· 2 min read

Ever stumbled across a Reddit post that starts with a philosophical musing about “up” and “down” and ends with a pineapple cake? You’re not alone. This gem takes the classic “what if we’re all upside‑down” brain‑toss and throws in alien head‑butt confusion, a child’s face‑up‑down mishap, and a single dad’s refusal to accept his son’s new orientation. Let’s unpack the madness—one upside‑down comment at a time.

Post
“Most things will never be upside down.
Except Pineapple Cake.
Better yet, Upside down is just a construct.
What if we have always been upside down but they made us all believe we are upright?”

So the OP is basically telling us that our entire perception of gravity is a prank and the only thing that proves we’re not all living in a perpetual inverted reality is a pineapple cake that refuses to obey the laws of physics. Because nothing says “I’m not a prank” quite like a cake with a pineapple on top that refuses to stay on the plate.

The Commentary​

Below is the full thread. No usernames—just the pure, unfiltered hilarity.

  • Most things will never be upside down
    Except Pineapple Cake
    Better yet, Upside down is just a construct. What if we have always been upside down but they made us all believe we are upright?

  • Some aliens come in and are like "what the heck?! Their heads are above their butts! Gross!"

  • Who the hell decided which way is up, which way is North?

  • Not my fault your son's upside down face...

  • I mean, this has to make sense first.

TL;DR​

A Reddit post wonders if we’re actually living in an upside‑down reality—except pineapple cake proves otherwise. Aliens complain about head‑butt orientation, and a dad shouts, “Not my fault your son’s upside‑down face!” because obviously he didn’t ask for that. The universe is weird, but at least the cake keeps its pineapple top.