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UPDATE: locker room pooper identified

· 3 min read

Ever wonder what the real horror movies at your workplace look like?
It’s not the blood‑stained surgery tables or the “mysterious patient” plot twists.
It’s the unspeakable, gut‑shaking terror that lurks behind the woman’s locker room door…
And it’s just got a name.

The Incident (aka The Great Poop Escape)​

Picture this: the surgical tech is hustling her cart down the elevator, the OR is humming, and suddenly—
A poop nugget drops from her pant leg onto the pristine hallway floor.
She’s calm, she’s collected, she’s… a poop‑in‑action artist.
The next day, she does it again—this time during a shift change, as if it were a casual “good‑luck” gesture.
The hospital’s top brass has no clue who this mysterious, flat‑out toilet‑terrorist is, until the pooper gets a surprise meeting.

The “Poop‑in‑Action” Theory​

  • Reverse hamster in the cheeks?
    Some suspect she might be storing… I don’t know, “portable poop” in her own “hamster cage.”

  • Stealthy shitting?
    A slim woman in oversized pants, trained in the art of poop‑on‑the‑move.
    Think of her as the James Bond of the lavatory, but with more… ahem, “spontaneous” action.

  • Medical mystery or power play?
    No one knows. Maybe a secret “kink” or a desperate “I‑am‑in‑control” stance.
    The hospital’s official line? She resigned.

The Management Response​

  • “She has a meeting first thing.”
    So they blocked her lunch and put her on a 1100 shift.

  • Security walk‑out
    After the meeting, she was escorted out the same way as the “dump truck of a nurse” incident (yes, that legendary office romance drama is still a thing).

  • Badge logs
    The manager called security to pull the badge logs from the locker room.
    The guess? They matched her to the scene of the crime.

  • No retaliation, no heated arguments
    Just a clean‑cut, “pooper’s resignation” statement.

Side Story: The Dump Truck of a Nurse​

  • A pyramid‑shaped nurse in her 60s was involved in a love triangle with a scrub tech and a surgical assistant.
  • They fought over tires, security got involved, and the nurse decided drama was too much.
  • She quit, moved out of state, and left the campus behind.
  • The legal fallout? Nobody knows—maybe the same as the pooper incident.

TL;DR​

A surgical tech turned poop‑in‑the‑locker‑room mastermind has finally been caught.
She’s been given a meeting, a forced 1100 shift, and a clean exit.
The hospital remains tight‑lipped, but the gossip is already bubbling.
Stay tuned for more updates—because who doesn’t love a good “horror‑story” from the breakroom?

Comments​

This reminds me of the coworker who had a Cobb salad with extra bleu cheese & Gorgonzola added & black bean soup for lunch. They farted when alone in the break room around 330 PM.

At 345 PM maintenance was called bcuz of a possible sewage backup in the break room.

When I was in 4th grade I let out a silent but deadly in the middle of class. It was hot coming out so I knew it was bad. I immediately smelled it but was in the middle of class so there were many kids around me. It spread violently through the noses of my classmates and finally the teacher. Mrs. Knight thought an animal might have died so she called the janitor who searched the room and even vents that were up near the ceiling to no avail.

It was hot coming out 🚀🚀😮😮 I’m crying laughing

Ugh the update i didn't know I needed

Lmaoooo I’m dead but seriously same 😄