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What proffession is filled with people who think they're smarter than they actually are?

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Ever wonder which field is a breeding ground for self‑confident geniuses who just know they’re smarter than everyone else? According to our latest Reddit treasure trove, it’s a mixed bag of tech, finance, and the oddly specific world of chiropractors. Grab your coffee—this is going to be a wild ride.

The “Smarts” Parade​

In a single thread, the community racked up a parade of comments that go something like this:

  • The VC tech bros are the gold standard for self‑confidence.
  • Crypto, blockchain, and AI are apparently the new moon‑bound superstars.
  • Chiropractors? Absolutely, because who doesn’t trust a man who can “break a neck” for a living?
  • And then there’s the mystical “ghosts in your bones” theory that apparently earns you a free pass even after a catastrophic injury.

If you’re feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of self‑assurance, you’re not alone. Below you’ll find the original comments (minus usernames), a little edited for clarity, and a TL;DR that might just make you laugh so hard you forget the seriousness of broken necks.

Fuckin VC tech bros 😈

Bro this crypto blockchain AI will go to the moon, trust me bro. Just invest in my metaverse NFTs, just see.

Chiropractor

I had a patient whose neck was broken at 19 by a chiropractor and she has neurological deficits and chronic pain 4 years later. “Oh but that’s just one person” bro if you broke one person’s neck it’s straight to jail why does the guy who says there’s ghosts in your bones get a free pass

If ghosts are in the bones obviously you have to break them to get them out, idiot

TL;DR​

A bunch of people think they’re the smartest thing since sliced bread. One’s a VC bro, another’s a crypto hype‑man, and a third thinks a chiropractor can “break a neck” for fun. Spoiler: the chiropractor probably should not have broken a neck, and the ghost‑in‑the‑bones theory is about as reliable as a fortune cookie.

Disclaimer: This article is for laughs only. If you’re ever in doubt about your own intelligence, just remember that being humble is a sign of true genius.