What's the one secret you will take to the grave but don't mind telling on the internet?
We all have that one juicy tidbit that we’re perfectly happy to brag about to strangers on the internet, yet would never dare whisper into a loved one’s ear. Whether it’s a reckless teenage escape, a minor domestic disaster, a childhood dare, or a heartfelt surprise, the internet is the perfect confessional. Below are some of the funniest, most relatable admissions from the comments section that prove everyone’s got a secret that’s more embarrassing than your mom’s “I didn’t know you were a fan of that band” story.
The Confessions
When I was 15 I snuck out with two people I barely knew for the weekend and went to a concert over 100 miles away from home. My mom thought I was just across town staying with a friend for a few days in the summer. Saw System of a Down, Powerman 5000, Kid Rock, KoRn and Metallica. Hell of a first concert.
Summer Sanitarium! I was also 15 and went to Foxboro. I got a broken nose and was treated in the visiting team’s locker room.
It was me who broke the side mirror when pulling out of the garage. IT WAS MEEEEE!
When I was 9 I took a $20 bill from my dad’s wallet while we were on vacation and pretended that I found it in the sand on the beach.
My wife surprised me with a trip to Vegas for my 30th. She was working as a nurse during COVID and came home after a long shift and let it slip about Vegas but she didn’t even realize what she said and just kept talking. She asked me later on if I had any idea we were going to Vegas for my birthday but it would break her heart if I told her she let it slip. She was so happy and proud of herself keeping it a secret for so long. She’s seriously the best and has a heart of gold, I see no reason to tell her this.
TL;DR: Teenage concerts, broken mirrors, a stolen $20, and a surprise Vegas trip prove that everyone’s got a secret worth sharing—just don’t tell your mom.